Haha. Sorry, the pic is really funny to horse-literate people. :P Its a joke about backyard breeders, kinda like the LOLCATZ pics. ANYWAYS.
I was in Mardels today, and they had t-shirts for sale for $5. So naturally, I looked through them. Normally, I have to get size smalls. Normally, smalls are either all bought up, or they didn't stock smalls to begin with.
Not Mardels. The one shirt I wanted the most was a junior's t-shirt, so I needed a large. Ironically... THE ONLY SIZE THEY HAD WAS A SMALL. Yep. If they had been normal shirts instead of juniors, I would have been thrilled. But, just my luck, I couldn't have fit in that shirt for $500.
All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse
1. When in doubt, run far, far away.
2. You can never have too many treats.
3. Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
4. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
5. Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
6. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
7. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
8. Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
10. Eat plenty of roughage.
11. Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
12. When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
13. In times of crisis, take a poop.
14. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
15. Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
16. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
17. Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
1. When in doubt, run far, far away.
2. You can never have too many treats.
3. Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
4. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
5. Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
6. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
7. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
8. Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
10. Eat plenty of roughage.
11. Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
12. When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
13. In times of crisis, take a poop.
14. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
15. Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
16. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
17. Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
=] Until next post, God Bless!
Tina
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! My sis and I loved those! We were laughing how heads off while reading those on commercial break for Saddle Club. ;) 18 and 20 and we still watch it. lol! Have a great day!
Amen to #'s 2,3,4,5,7,11,13,14,and of course 17.
But my favorite is most def 13.
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